I hate the word irony. It just sounds like something terribly mundane that possibly involves laundry. It is frequently misused and confused with coincidence, which is my second biggest wording pet peeve (If you ever say something about 9am in the morning and are within arms reach you should probably step back). Maybe the word … Continue reading Isn’t It Ironic
This Post was originally published on July 11th, 2014 Some might say that I have a bit of an addictive personality. Whatever I do I tend to do it often and in large doses and find it hard to quit. Work, beer, and even social media turn from things in my life to things that … Continue reading Antisocial
This Post was originally published on June 2nd, 2014 “Why do you work so much?” That is invariably the question that I get whenever I explain my schedule to family or friends for the first time. As with any broad question the answer depends on what whomever is asking wants to hear. I can name … Continue reading Addicted to Workahol
This Post was originally published on April 29th, 2014 Disclaimer: What I am going to say can very easily be taken the wrong way. These opinions are my own and do not represent any of my employers or any groups that I am associated with. If you take issue with my views please reach out … Continue reading Didn’t the NBA Playoffs Start About 17 Months Ago?
This Post was originally published on April 9th, 2014 Disclaimer: Heavy religious material beyond this point, it may piss you off but these are my beliefs and the story behind what I do. You may not agree with me, but please agree that we can have a conversation about our differences not a shouting match. … Continue reading Death Before Decaf
This Post was originally published on April 4th, 2014 Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been 19 years since my last confession, 2 days since my last Heady Topper, and 26 days since the last time I metaphorically put pen to paper to enlighten and entertain the masses. We have all been … Continue reading Off the Wagon Again
This Post was originally published on February 14th, 2014 Happy Singles Awareness Day ! Not having anybody to kiss makes New Years less enjoyable, constantly needing a date to weddings is a pain in the ass, but the worst thing about being single has to be Valentines day. I am happy for everyone in … Continue reading One is the Loneliest Number
This post was originally published on January 22nd, 2014 Maybe someday I can figure out what it is about Vermont winters that stimulates the mind and makes you want to put pen to paper (metaphorically). It could be the constant darkness, the frigid temperatures, or the forced confinement combined with time to ruminate on ideas … Continue reading Words On A Page